What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 00:03
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Moonraker
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Dr No
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-All the bad guys are black.
Live and Let Die
Why is my older sister so mean to me as if I was her enemy?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
What thing happened to you as a child that you haven’t let go of to this day?
-”She is very sexyful!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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Diamonds Are Forever
-J W Pepper
Goldfinger
Is it just me, or do we all hate Sasuke from Naruto?
From Russia With Love
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Ah so!”
Why do Democrats never produce a good argument for why Trump was a bad president?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Why would Joseph Smith say that polygamy was God's law?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Why do so many 18 to 29-year-old men struggle in dating?
A View to a Kill
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
You Only Live Twice
Why am I so jealous towards couples? Why am I tired of being single and feel my life is over?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Octopussy