What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 08:44

Goldfinger
A View to a Kill
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Octopussy
Live and Let Die
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Dr No
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”Ah so!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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Moonraker
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Diamonds Are Forever
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-J W Pepper
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From Russia With Love
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-All the bad guys are black.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.